A letter to The Nation in response to "My Beef with Vegetarianism," by Daniel Lazare, February 5, 2007

As an advertiser in The Nation who sells vegetarian meals, the only positive aspect of the silly and frivolous article on vegetarianism by Daniel Lazare is that it proves the magazine does not cater to its advertisers at the expense of its content. Unfortunately, the article is rife with factual errors and personal opinion masquerading as accepted fact, and does not deserve to be in The Nation.

One wonders if Lazare knows any vegetarians personally. I've been vegetarian for 13 years and vegan for 10, and, just like all the other vegetarians and vegans I know, I rarely eat sprouts and tofu is definitely not a staple of my diet - or, at least when I do eat it it is certainly not plain, as Lazare is undoubtedly thinking about it. One wonders if non-vegetarians know how tiresome and insipid the "sprouts and tofu" critique of vegetarianism is.

I am a vegan chef (who cooks overwhelmingly for non-vegetarian clients), and am lucky to witness every day the culinary renaissance in the vegan world. While some PeTA-types still subsist on horribly over processed soyfoods and, yes, perhaps sprouts, most vegetarians eat real, delicious food - just nothing dead.

Several corrections that should be posted:

1) That tasteless old "Hitler was a vegetarian" myth dredged up again, how tiresome. Here is a link to an article that, once again, dispels this myth. Hitler was not “a vegetarian.” Hitler ate vegetarian food for several short bursts throughout his life, and it is well documented that one of his favorite dishes was “stuffed squab.”

2) There are no health arguments for vegetarianism? I find this claim so incredibly false as to be laughable, so instead of taking my valuable time to correct it, I will point you here, to a recent book by one of the most well-respected nutrition scientists in the country: The China Study, by T. Colin Campbell.

3) As someone who socializes almost exclusively with vegetarians, I am completely at a loss as to how Lazare came up with the idea that most vegetarians don't drink. Yes, there is a tiny subset of (mostly young) vegans who call themselves "straight edge" and do not drink, smoke, do drugs, have promiscuous sex, or eat any animal products, but these are such a small minority that I'm amazed that Lazare had even heard of them. Probably there are fewer alcoholics in the vegetarian world than the mainstream world, but that is due to the fact that vegetarians tend to be more

intelligent -- as histories of vegetarianism such as Stewart's show (and I wonder if Lazare is aware that it is not the only book to cover this ground? He acts as if it is such a groundbreaking topic, that it is so amazing and rather quaint to discuss vegetarianism in an academic way, but I've read two other such books - perhaps he has access to something called "the internet" that he could use for research support in the future?).

4) Lazare states: “But, tellingly, Stuart does not consider the possibility of meat that is sustainably produced in accordance with the strictest environmental standards. Should we eat less of that also? Or more?” “Tellingly?” What? Message from all vegetarians to all non-vegetarians: your elitist little arguments about “sustainably produced meat” really aren’t interesting to us. We don’t eat meat, we don’t want to eat meat. An argument for eating meat simply does not belong in a book about vegetarianism. Lazare’s comment reminds me of all the men who feel the need to constantly turn a discussion about feminism into one about how men are persecuted under feminism. Vegetarianism is not about meat. Books about vegetarianism are not about meat.

Oh, and that phrase “sustainably produced”: please, please, let’s not be babies. If you can eat a dead animal, please have the guts to call it a dead animal. A cow is not produced.”

5) For some reason, Lazare sometimes refers to vegetarians in the past tense: “Their analysis may have been naïve, but vegetarians' ambitions were immense and their critique was nothing if not sweeping.”  If no one else has yet stood up to point out this grammatical error, I am willing to stand up as an example of a present tense vegetarian, who happens to have immense ambitions for the future (a movement is not over just because the book you read about it is over, Mr. Lazare) and sweeping critiques right now, today – 2007.

Once again, one wonders if Lazare’s only experience with vegetarianism is reading this book and maybe some 1960s-era stereotypes he has hanging around in his head. A tip for future articles: research is a good thing - that's how to you can pretend to know more about your topic than most people reading the article, which is the goal. Perhaps the next time a topic relating to animals comes up, one could assign someone who knows something about the topic to write the article in question. This practice is widely called “journalism.”

I am sorry to be so snide and cheap. It’s just that I cannot stand the stupid, snide, cheap, dated, and brainless stereotypes about vegetarianism paraded by Daniel Lazare. I had to leave my collectively run hemp yurt and pedal my way

on my bicycle (wearing my homemade hippie dress and love beads, of course – oh wait! I forgot: according to Lazare, “vegetarianism [has had] a dramatic resurgence in recent years among pierced and tattooed twentysomethings” – so actually I was wearing a black hoodie with big X tattoos on my hands, pink hair, stretched earlobes, and listening to Minor Threat on my ipod) to the library to write this letter. Oops, the tofurky is almost ready, I better get home!

For what it’s worth (not much), I could reduce Lazare to a stereotype as well: perhaps he once felt guilty about eating meat. Then he found Michael Pollan, perhaps the Slow Food movement, and now he just tries to eat “sustainably produced” meat and it’s all good – meat that he doesn’t have to feel guilty about makes him feel so alive, so lusty, so right. He works from home (almost certainly lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, probably grew up either in the Midwest or New England), and is one of those snarky New Yorker-types who wear square glasses and thinks himself superior to everyone he knows (if he really has a superiority complex, his frames will be clear). He’s probably about to have a midlife crisis, in the most clichéd way possible, and, even after the affair and the sports car, will think of himself as unique. He really loves Malcolm Gladwell, and uses the phrase “the tipping point” at least once a day. He secretly thinks his writing is going to save the world.

(No internet searches were used for this, I can just smell these types of writers, The Nation is thick with them.)

I will never understand what is "defeatist" about wanting to live without causing other animals to die, especially when we know that their deaths are unnecessary.

I am a staunch Nation supporter, and I would expect an apology and corrections after this embarrassing article.

Lagusta Yearwood

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 Attached: Mushroom Stroganoff recipe